Whatever it is, it’s Not Here

A warm hello to visitors in The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, Serbia and Georgia who are currently flooding to this site in their tens (seriously, tens) in search of information about Sopho Khalvshi and Marija Serifovic, Eurovision performers for Georgia and Serbia repectively. Sadly, there is nothing here of value to you, other than my underwealming opinion of the two songs these artists will be performing in this evening’s Eurovision final.

I can also provide no help whatsoever for visitors in Japan, Germany, Portugal and Canada (amoung others) who have come to this site in search of information on crashes at the Arc de Triomphe, the Geneva marathon, the Richter scale and the telecommunications giant, Motorola. Sorry about that. Keep trying though, you’re doing really well!